This is a special announcement on behalf of the future of Australian democracy.
The Adelaide Adagia Ensemble will be meeting at noon today in the drawing room of Villa Twaklinilkawt and not it this ethereal theatre. Many distinguished guests have already been invited to attend. They have also already been informed of the change of venue.
You are especially encouraged to be there yourself if you consider yourself to be a relatively well-informed Adelaidean. A large, historically-relevant and democratically-relevant audience is anticipated.
Donald the canary is about to be locked in his egocentric cage, possible with the robotic cats from the dining room. That will most likely make today's briefing far safer for everyone.
Of course, the enlightened ethereal proprietor of Villa Twaklinilkawt understands the true meaning of home security and homeland security, but do you? Are you an enlightened leader yourself?
Home security and homeland security are essentially related to political reform, as all members of the Revolutionary Climatological Needlepoint Committee are well aware. The ladies are constantly trying to put Donald back in his cage. Unfortunately, he often manages to escape with the assistance of egocentric media moguls.
Political reform is a considerable topic of interest to all enlightened leaders, even though they may disagree on the likely consequences of its scheduling. King William IV and Queen Adelaide continue to agree to disagree on the subject.
The ladies on the aforementioned committee are seeking to reform all sorts of unfortunate persons, preferably before the climate revolution heats up any further. You may wish to assist them. What has been your own experience on the world stage?
Yesterday, an important presentation took place here in relation to non-popular culture. Thinking carefully about the future of democracy is not a particularly popular pursuit, unfortunately. Has the canary of democracy died?