Sunday, 29 April 2018

The Tiger and the Snark Play Mozart on Kazoos

If you think you are properly preparing for your forthcoming performances here, are you sure your actions are not nonsense?


What do you know about playing?

What do you know about tigers?

What do you know about snarks?

What do you know about Mozart?

What do you know about kazoos?

What do you know about nonsense?

What do you know about seriousness?

What do you know about the Ethereal World Peace Award Ceremony?

Have you been enjoying a peaceful day today or a rather silly one?

Have you been writing nonsense Twaklinesque poetry?


The tiger and the snark

Play Mozart on kazoos.

They eat their dinner in the dark

Then read the evening news.



They work all day in the Treasury

With a platypus and ancient flea,

Doing sums on each other's thumbs

Whilst drinking buckets of oolong tea.


The tiger writes on tax and tricks.

The snark is an expert on pensions.

The platypus works for a very large fee,

Unlike the ancient flea.



Two plus two equals Mozart on kazoos

From duet to quartet,

The employees have nothing to loose.

They all know debt involves emotional intentions

And a plague of repossessions ensues 

When the flea 

Takes hold of

The global economy.