How much does it usually cost you to attend auditions?
How much does a ticket normally cost you when attending an evening of auditions?
When is work experience merely free labour?
When is an internship an expensive waste of time?
How much time and money have you spent in preparing for auditions?
How much time and money have you spent in paying for other forms of attention?
How much time and money have you spent in applying for grants, sponsorships, prizes, awards, loans, investment funding and support for various collaborative ventures?
How much time and money do you put into preparing for a birthday celebration?
To whom do you prefer to pay tribute?
To whom do you prefer to give attention?
How much would you be willing and able to pay to experience a city of dreams?
How much do you believe the services of directors of enlightenment are worth?
What is your debt to the ethereal proprietor of this ethereal theatre?
How much do you believe patrons of enlightenment usually pay to be here?
How much do you usually pay for exclusive experiences - partly if not wholly?
What are you willing to pay for entirely exclusive experiences?
How much do you usually pay for the work of artists?
People expecting something for nothing often display characteristics indicating the dangers of charm and charisma. They seek to benefit at the expense of others.
You may be seeking free opportunities for enlightenment. How do you know you deserve them?
What have you been doing about the dangerous election of Tabarin?
If you are currently seeking a much higher education of some sort, how will you pay for the course?
And why are you here at this particular moment?
What is your paid and/or unpaid contribution to the state of the art?
How are you paying for stability and credibility?
In this ethereal theatre, there are often additional auditions for prospective representatives and other patrons.
There are also season tickets, of course. How and when did you paid for yours?
If you have been failing the auditions here, you may be seeking to learn particularly valuable additional performance techniques, at least if you can afford to do so.
How do you intend to reflect the public interest?
How do you intend to express your imagination?
If you are desperate for money, why do you think this is a suitable place in which to locate some?
Did you sneak in here through the stage door when no-one was paying attention?
Have you been struggling to make ends meet whilst making a name for yourself?
Have you ever been paid to perform a toccata?
Are you willing to pay attention to another enlightening dialogue?
How much are you willing to pay for future admission to the Adelaidezone?
What is your knowledge of the myths of the mainstream in relation to paying attention, paying for attention and paying for talent?
How much would you be willing to pay for a much easier life?
As you may be aware, advertising is a form of paying for attention. There is no advertising here.
Have you ever paid to attend lectures, tutorials and other events at the Sprezzatura School of Twaklinomics?
Have you ever paid to attend an Australian Political Reform Club presentation?
Have you ever paid for assistance in catching up with experiences you have missed?
Did you miss out on attending the course here on the logic of good drama?
Did you miss out on learning how to use a keyboard wisely?
Did you miss out on activities mainly for the benefit of Australians?
Did you miss out on advanced training sessions and exclusive masterclasses?
Did you miss out on participating in this year's World Enlightenment Forum?
You may have missed out on learning about the art of mindfulness.
Did you miss out on gaining entry to the recent Twaklinist Expressionist Festival?
Have you been paying attention to a sensible approach to censorship?
Have you ever paid to be appointed to positions of trust?
Have you ever paid attention and/or money towards an improving work ethic?
Do you think safe seats in Australian elections are like rotten boroughs while marginal seats are like pocket boroughs?
Who are the hypocrites paying for attention during election campaigns?
What do you tend to pay in the event of tragedy?
What do you usually pay when putting together a really effective leadership team?
What are you usually willing to pay to witness a wonderful performance?
What are you usually willing to pay to enjoy a supportive environment?
What are you usually willing to pay to avoid false hopes and financial disasters?
Are you a taxpayer?
Have you been learning from history yet again?
How have you been creatively revolting against the absurd?
What do you think a fair, monetary contribution would be when being involved in something reasonable?
What do you expect to pay when assessing financial risks and potential benefits?
Who are the trustworthy performers you are willing to pay?